THE SECRET DIARY OF CLUELESS NEWBIE #1701

Day 1:

dood, so ive got this way cool idea for a trek novel and i think i can write it in the next three weeks if i stay up all nite and not spend the whole time in chat, lol

Day 4:

got a kick ass fight scene at the end writen but then the guyz from irc invited me to chat we spent the rest of the nite dissing on the state of my fave trek fiction. i gotta learn how to chat and write at the same time, lol!

Day 5:

decided to make myself known by going over to the trek bbs to see if i can sell my novel. stupid dinks at bbs bitched at me cuz i said i thought the trek novels out now suck and i could do tonz better. sheesh, man, they are so sensitive. it's not like the editors hang there or anything.

Day 6:

so like i found out the editors do hang there, but dood, i've got this killer plan now, lol. i'm gonna write alil evry day and by the time the con comes up and the editor dood is there, i'll have a whole book to give him. it'll be way cooler than the ones those lamo writters are doing now cuz ive had six yrs of trek rollplaying exp so i know the world better than those newbies.

Day 10:

starfleet marines rule!!!

Day 20:

so like i spent way too much time chatting, but i pulled four alnighters in a row on 3 cases of mountain dew and now i am done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this book so rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Day 21:

dood, i am so ready for this. the con is tomorrow and ive got my novel looking all sweet with the title in federation bold font and everything. i'm gonna find the editor guy at the bar and give it to him and it'll kick ass!!!!!!! i bet he's never read a trek novel where the enterprise warps into the b5 universe and kicks ass all over the vorlons!!!!!!!